This blog is dedicated to spreading the gospel of Christian Identity, the only TRUE religion and the only religion that can bring SALVATION to the White Race. If you hate White people, or love any of our enemies, you can get your liberal pinko ass out of here, which should be EASY GIVEN THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Sorry for the long absence...

Do you ever perform exorcisms, and find that those damn ghosts just won't go away? Well, now you know the reason for why I've been away for so long. That, and the fact that I was attending a conference in Austria, around the same time as my dear friend, Mr I***** (I cannot mention him, as the thought police may come after me!) was captured. Fortunately, I managed to avoid my would-be captors, as I was speaking at an event which would not arouse their suspicion, a place which can now be the new bastion of our cause, without anyone noticing. That's right ... it was the Bosch Annual Shareholders' Meeting. (Oh fiddlesticks, they're going to notice now, aren't they? Oh well...)

Anyway, during this meeting, I was contacted by the White Dishwasher Preservation Society, and was asked, as an influential figure in the Christian Identity church, to raise the issue of the plight of these noble machines. It is truly shocking what they can get away with, what even before your White dishwasher arrives in your house, what horrors it may have been through! But enough - the eloquence of Herr Gottfried Monkfrieter, the president of the Society, speaks for itself. Well, I think so, anyway.


Subject: Demonstration in Solidarity with Our White Dishwashers, 1st of April, 2006

Our White dishwashers are under attack, we must do whatevewr we can to save them! did you know that every yr more andmore White dishwashers get thrown on the rubbish dump, without love, without a family, without hope! they dont even have any dishes to wash! why, oh why? it is because they are White, that is why! Even Boshc has been stopped by political correctness from revealin troof about this calamity, Ich Will Eine Ze oogly boogly wonga wooga ertawtawawaerare get your free sex lessons here:

If you care about saving our White hiritadge, then i requestfully respect that you send me your credit card details, your money will go to feed the starving orphans whose parents have been killed by non-White savedges, who are left on the streets with only a dishwasher as their companion! We guarantee that you will become rich and get the money back within five years, waerwarerwwarreWRWERASRTRSRKASRTRT, but in the meantime you can help by booking a flight to austria and assembling in the square on the 1st of April in support of our oppressed brothers and sisters. We will be playing music from some of the hottest bands arondu, and selling Diwsasher preservation Society t-shirts. Last years event was a roaring success so we invivte you to come along!


Monkfryeer Gotfried


Who would want to miss an event like that? Start booking now!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Christian Identity Truth and Wisdom

There are not many Christian Identity bloggers on the internet. I would go so far as to guess that I am probably the only one. The first, and probably, the last. Now, you may wonder why a Christian Identity pastor is sharing his Biblical wisdom over the internet, to heathen scoundrels, who do not want to hear the glorious Message of Jesus, and probably never will. The answer is simple. There are many people in our Race who have become awakened to the Truth, and are struggling, yes, struggling, to get their message out. You can see them all over the internet, and a surefire way of spotting them is the fact that their sites are badly designed, repetitive and simplistic, often repeating the same facts over and over again. Do you ever wonder why? Do you? I'll tell you why. It's because the propaganda that's indoctrinated our people has been so successful that to get people to listen requires these brave young fighters to repeat themselves over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's very boring, but they have to do it, because if they didn't, our race itself would disappear, and with it, civilisation.

Unfortunately, although many of our brave Aryan warriors have the best intentions in the world, they are not properly informed of the dangers which face our people daily. It's not uncommon for Christian Identity followers to be ridiculed and laughed at in the White Nationalist movement. And heaven forbid that you mention the threat of spoons in front of these oh-so-modern, progressive "racialists!" They are living in denial. Such denial that although they recognise the danger from the Jew and all his minions, they are utterly blind when it comes to seemingly innocuous household objects. Two or three generations ago, this would not have happened. What gave rise to the crisis in our race which means that spoons can be made with white plastic? That the average White man on the street considers it perfectly OK to buy ice-cream in a tub and eat it with a spoon? What happened to our racial consciousness?

These are some of the questions that this blog will hopefully answer, or at the very least, raise awareness of among our Movement. The End Times are coming - and what good will Aryan Warriors be if they don't know what they should be fighting?

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

About This Website

This website is satirical and is not to be taken seriously in any shape or form under any circumstances. Persons and events described may be either real or fictional, or even both, depending on your point of view. Users of this website do so entirely at their own risk. Failure to follow the important safety advice contained within this post may result in serious injury or death (not necessarily self-inflicted). The author of this website accepts no responsibility for psychological or physical damage as a result of a sense of humour failure on the part of the user. Just as well really, as the author of this website has no money, so anyone attempting to sue would be pretty stupid.

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